There was much ado about the resurgence of Asian stocks following the U.S. debt ceiling deal, but we, vigilant citizens of the basketball world, all sensed a second coming far more spectacular. Little did we know that the second coming would be deposited on the face of LeBron James. In case you missed the first remotely cool-looking dunk completed by someone of Asian descent:
Nearly simultaneous with the tumble of BronBron stock was a cool 43-point increase in BMI, which usually stands for Body Mass Index but here stands for Black Mamba Industries. Congratulations to James Harden and his orange shoes for being the last buyer of the championship-winning venom.
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